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F Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries: The New Progressive Motto

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Why am I saying โ€œF Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffriesโ€ right now?

Because they are one of the biggest F words in the English language: fake.

Both of these guys can be summed up with that F word and other F words. They are both fake as fuck.

Letโ€™s just say it plainly without any shadow of a doubt.

How This Old Man Made Me So Mad Recently

My article about Democrats defending Trump went around the world a few times over the last 24 hours and these asshats needed to whip up a bunch of their most boring representatives to make stump speeches to drown me out. It works well enough to keep my silenced and censored, but their reputations are still falling.

These guys have the audacity to keep opening their mouths repeating the same bullshit and expecting the party faithful and independent voters to come crawling to them for whatever scraps they claim to offer. For the most part they offer no real help. That’s why their behaviors is so egregious and dangerous.

Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries represent the minority โ€œleadershipโ€ of the Democratic party in the Congress. Thatโ€™s really sad. Because their entire schtick is pretending to oppose Trump while using fancy words and loud voices. Itโ€™s like Bidenโ€™s thing where he would pretend to get angry for some reason in his little speeches, At this point, though, however it happened, these guys are in some kind of power position. For any Democrat, or opponent of this unconstitutional regime under Trump right now, you need to stop pretending these guys are helpful.

Why the Hands Off Protests Failed

Democrats can’t take their hands off clutching their pearls.

Surrealistic image depicting Democrat party Senator Chuck Schumer and U.S. House Rep. Hakeem Jeffries clutching their pearls like a bunch of whiny old bitches.

To understand the rot in the Democratic party that is causing all of this ineffectual dribble, look at why the Hands Off protests did nothing. The โ€œHands Offโ€ protests failed from one perspective: the perspective of people who want to stop Trumpโ€™s agenda impeachable agenda. Not the things he promised on the campaign trail and not the things that his echo chamber will be defending today. So if you only want people to make speeches and look the part, follow Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries in their community theater style productions. But the reality is they need to take their hands off the Democratic party.

People want the Democrats to fight. That means file lawsuits and impeach. It means do damage to Trumpโ€™s financial interests. But thatโ€™s where people like Schumer have to draw the line, because theyโ€™re on the same side as Trump.

What’s Less Popular Than Donald Trump? The Democrats Somehow

If you’re wondering why Democrats keep losing popularity in polls even when the public is desperate for real opposition – itโ€™s because they arenโ€™t really fighting for anything but retaining the status quo – including Donald Trump.

With him in office they get to pretend to do things, be treated like heroes, and not have to accomplish anything either. The Democrats are the biggest losers. They raise money on being losers, which is what Trump learned from Hillary Clinton in 2016. Thatโ€™s why despite it looking like he was fighting off lawfare left & right between 2020 – today those are mostly fake fights. Nothing happened to him, and he became President again. How? Not because heโ€™s so good at winning lawsuits. Heโ€™s good at making sure heโ€™s only fighting lawsuits that he can lose. If you understand that, you understand how these super wealthy elites get away with the worst of their bad behavior.

Republicans Are Bad, But Their Loyalty Can Be Written Off

Democrats are supposed to be the opposition. You can blame the Republicans for Trump if you want. They nominated him for their party. Many of them blindly and embarrassingly support him in public and in the media. However, they can be presented as loyalists. Democrats on the other hand are supposed to be the opposition. Just because the last few impeachment attempts were essentially performative, that does not mean impeachment is only a performance.

Who do you blame, then, for the persistence of Donald Trump in our political system? I blame Democrats for sucking. You should blame them for sucking too. Their party is so unpopular right now, that even Donald Trump doing all the horrible things he is doing shredding the constitution, too many people in the country would rather let him burn it all down than give it over to Harris to destroy. Thatโ€™s a super sad state of affairs and the Democrat membership needs to look at that more honestly than their party can.

Greedy scum like Chuck Schumer refuse to move on and get out of the way. Instead he has his lower level rank & file members repeat the same lame old-timey lines with expensive vocabulary words acting high & mighty. In reality, theyโ€™re more likely to be in bed with Trump than be willing to help throw him out of the White House.

They only know how to pose and steal attention from actual revolutionaries.

Nowhere was this more obvious than in the Hands Off protests.

But you can see the pattern of piss-poor creative and cornball style across the board.

Who Says โ€œHands Off!โ€ Usually? Kids & Old People

Letโ€™s start with the language: โ€œHands Offโ€? Give me a break, bro. That is so stupid to begin with. Thatโ€™s what a child yells when someone grabs their backpack. Itโ€™s what you teach an elderly person to say in case of a sexual assault. Itโ€™s not a demand – itโ€™s a plea

It signals that someone already has their hands where they shouldnโ€™t, and all you can do is hope they let go. Or worse, itโ€™s a call for somebody else to intervene. Yeah, the people holding those damn rallies and financing it. The politicians who are talking like community organizers. They are standing in the way of whoever could intervene right now because they know (the politicians like Schumer do) that they are the problem.

You know what a sovereign person says?

FUCK OFF.

Thatโ€™s not reactive – itโ€™s preemptive. Itโ€™s a warning. Saying โ€œfuck offโ€ is the sound of someone with boundaries who gets results. Itโ€™s what this moment calls for. Not these pussyfooting cowards who are trying hard to tap dance around the issues like nobody notices they probably have a financial conflict of interest to allow Trump to remain in power. He used to be thought of as good for the economy and good for business.

At this point, though, heโ€™s not. Yet still you see Schumer and his ilk doing nothing significant to slow down or stop Trump. In fact, itโ€™s Republican Rand Paul who is standing up to have Congress take the tariff power back from Trump. He is still not demonstrating an awareness of the depth of the financial crimes Trump is committing.

For now, the point is though, that itโ€™s a Republican who is actually aiming to stop Trump. Thatโ€™s crazy. Instead, what do Democrats do? They give nonsensical speeches.

Democrats donโ€™t do confrontation (with themselves) well. They canโ€™t even admit to disagreeing with one another in a policy debate. Itโ€™s uncool. Sure, they can be warmongers. But these days they arenโ€™t even good at doing phony optics. They do bad editorial narratives nobody wants to hear. These repeats the do are terrible. Stop greenlighting them. They do press releases and say they โ€œexcoriateโ€ Trumpโ€™s actions.

Yes – excoriate. Yet they wonder why theyโ€™ve lost the โ€œworking classโ€ voters.

Excoriate. That was how Congressional Democrats branded their little pep rally at the Capitol to describe their reaction to Trumpโ€™s first 100 days back in power.

Schumer, Jeffries, and the gang gathered together and declared him a failure – again and again and again.

Just watch these people. They look like theyโ€™re auditioning: 

โ€œIf I had to describe Trumpโ€™s presidency in one word,โ€ Schumer said, โ€œit would be FAILURE.โ€ Those were Schumerโ€™s words. Failure is not a crime. You know whatโ€™s an F word thatโ€™s a crime? Fraud. But even in Schumerโ€™s rhetoric he doesnโ€™t say anything that would bring real consequences to the President. His language is dull and esoteric. It may look like action to the uninformed or disinterested. But it isnโ€™t. Whatโ€™s worse is this small linguistic conceit speaks volumes if you think about it like I do. Think about it.

How Close Are Schumer & Trump?

Surrealistic image depicting former President Donald Trump with Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer clutching pearls.

If you consider what Trump is doing a failure, that implies Trump is trying to help the American people. It is my contention that he is unconcerned with the wellbeing of our nation, including the people who voted for him or support him. His self-dealing has gone off the rails, and he is only out for himself. That is what all the people around the world in foreign nations are learning including people he pretended to be โ€œfriendsโ€ with. What Schumer does here is concede that Trump would be doing a good job if he implemented the agenda he ran on. That means Schumer actually believes in the agenda. All he has to say is that itโ€™s being done poorly.

Do you get that?

Chuck Schumer wants tariffs, harsh โ€œimmigrationโ€ and deportations, etc. Those things are not being done well or in a way that the public is going along with. That means Chuck Schumer is aligned politically with Donald Trump; not against him. His opposition is fake. Chuck Schumer is a fake. A fraud. A phony. Heโ€™s lying. Chuck Schumer is a liar. I donโ€™t know how much clearer I can make this to people. All the guys under Chuck Schumerโ€™s wing like Cory Booker, they are fake liars too. 

The Real F Word is Fraud.

Thatโ€™s what DOGE is – a fraud. Itโ€™s a fake department that was made outside of Congressional authority. Their entire purposes was the wire up the financial system under Trumpโ€™s control while being a liability shield for Trump in the illegal firing schemes. These allegations were made in the weak sauce impeachment offering made most recently. The thing that these Democrats are attempting to pass by with their sham press conferences. Itโ€™s almost worse than watching Trump on TV.

These people arenโ€™t willing to look honestly enough at Trump because it implicates them. Thatโ€™s it plain and simple. People like Schumer, Jeffries, and the rest of them are now implicated in Trumpโ€™s fraud by enabling it. The people know this, but too many of our fellow Americans canโ€™t admit this yet. 

Americaโ€™s (2) Party System Is A Fraud

People are frightened by the idea of not being able to trust either of the political parties. Even if you speak about both parties as being corrupt, can you imagine leaving them? Most people canโ€™t. Or donโ€™t. Once youโ€™re in you either stay forever or switch sides. Maybe some become โ€œindependent,โ€ but itโ€™s common knowledge that you *need to caucus with one of the parties* to get anything done. Instead of just convincing people as individuals, and then collectively getting a deal together; these people operate on ancient beliefs using modern technology.

Thatโ€™s why in many ways Bernie Sanders is just like Donald Trump. That is something I used to say back in 2016 because they both talked vaguely about burning the system down. Saying the system is corrupt and pretending to be outsiders of the political system despite being involved in politics for decades. Bernie has basically done nothing else professionally besides be an elected official. Good for him.

Trump Was Not An “Outsider” In 2015

Trump has had to work with politicians around the country on his real estate and other business dealings for 40+ years. To say heโ€™s an โ€œoutsiderโ€ is a big lie.

Trump is a more transparent fascist than the Democrats are. Democrats are still clinging to this idea that they actually disagree with what heโ€™s doing. They think that people will just go along with their singalongs and Barney & Friends style chants or Instagram photoshoot protests.

In the entire Democrat bitch fest today, 0 people said the word โ€œimpeachmentโ€ even a single time. Some of them invoked MLK, and usurped the place that activists could have occupied. They are pretending to be the activists while talking about having people stand up. Itโ€™s a circular logical fallacy with a group of do-nothing Democrats producing content for their social media accounts.

They are pathetic, shills, and liars. These people are guilty of complicity. It looks to some like they are fighting hard against Trump. 

But they are not. All they are doing is soaking up oxygen, deflating the resistance movement, and pretending to be activists so activists canโ€™t remove them from office.

Democrats Canโ€™t Stop Themselves, and They Canโ€™t Fix Themselves Either

For the Democrats who are willing to actually read what Iโ€™m saying here and accept my help, Iโ€™m available to help any willing political entity who will treat me with respect.

But, Democrats like Shri Thanedar have already proven that they canโ€™t be trusted. So I know many will take what of value they can from me and give no credit. Or pay me nothing. Just know that you are the problem. Bring me in, and let me do my thing.

4 Reasons the Hands Off Protests Failed

1. Improper Premises

โ€œHands Offโ€ sounds like a slogan for victims. Similar to #metoo or #timeup, this evokes the idea of victims uniting. We the American people may be injured by the policies that are taking place right now. But we are not victims. Thatโ€™s the way the Democratic party sees potential voters, which makes sense. Democrat voters become their victims soon enough. This whole stupid campaign implies somethingโ€™s already being stolen that youโ€™re hoping to get it back. Thereโ€™s no assertion of power. No ownership.

These little brand activations donโ€™t scare Trump. They didnโ€™t disrupt anything. These shit shows, are tailor-made for press hits – not for pressure. The premise is wrong, fundamentally, and thatโ€™s how the messaging came in a way nobody cared about for very long.

Democrats have been trying to explain to themselves why they lost in 2024.

Nobody seems to have an answer even though they all pretend to know.

2. Protesting the Wrong Threats

Instead of going after Trumpโ€™s actual impeachable counts of treason, bribery, and constitutional attacks – Schumer rallied to โ€œprotectโ€ programs that they sell to the public as being benefits like: Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security. Meanwhile these programs have had major damage done to them already.

Under the auspices of DOGE.

A fake department the Congress allowed to be authorized by executive order alone.

Itโ€™s their own fault.

Nobody holds Schumer accountable, and Schumer doensโ€™t hold anybody else accountable for the allowance of DOGE itself. They blame Republicans for things like that but as DOGE was penned by executive order Congress still does nothing about it.

25 hours of Senator Booker filibuster, 12 hours with him and Jeffries, another 30 minute press conference todayโ€ฆand not a single mention of the fact that DOGE should never have existed in the first place. Now Elon Musk is effectively leaving the government – which may or may not have been part of the plan – and still Congress including Schumer types arenโ€™t really admitting what happened there.

3. Outdated, Performative Tactics

Cory Booker and Hakeem Jeffries held a sit-in like it was 1963 and they thought the public still bought their moral theater. The livestreams. These dumb slogans. The symbolic acts. It isnโ€™t resistance – itโ€™s nostalgia cosplay. Chuck Schumer was too young and probably racist to participate in the civil rights movement as it was happening so itโ€™s clear he is living vicariously through his surrogates. Meanwhile, these types of tactics could only work if they had substance behind them, which they donโ€™t.

Most of all, I find all of these guys boring as shit.

4. Leadership Thatโ€™s Inept or Complicit

From Chuck Schumerโ€™s faux outrage to Shri Thanedarโ€™s plagiarized and promptly-ignored impeachment stunt, itโ€™s clear: the opposition is being managed by people who are either too spineless or too corrupt to defeat Trumpโ€™s tyranny. Thanedar introduced articles of impeachment that mirrored language I wrote and submitted to Congress months ago. My honest civic contribution was ignored because Iโ€™m not someone in their little club. Thatโ€™s something that always amazes me about the political parties. I want to do things that they should align with, but since Iโ€™m not in their party, they wonโ€™t support me. 

Yet, why would I join a party that doesnโ€™t support me?

The unsaid argument is I need to join and vote to get any support. Thatโ€™s backwards.

They want the appearance of action, but wonโ€™t honor the source when itโ€™s not theirs to own and control. 

Look at David Hoggโ€™s $20 million war chest to challenge bad Democrats, youโ€™ll notice something: Schumer & Jeffries are senior leadership of the DNC. So the worst Democrats – like Schumer will never get touched. Itโ€™s actually more likely that entire effort is a fundraiser to keep those to lost souls in office which is bad for New York.

Why? Because theyโ€™re not looking to win where it matters most for the American people. Theyโ€™re looking to look good while maintain the illusion of trying.

THE REAL F WORD IS FRAUD

Schumer says Trumpโ€™s presidency is a failure.

But from what perspective? Trumpโ€™s? The nation? Schumer? Reality?

Whether or not the 2025 White House is a success or not is simply a less important question. The more important F word is: fraud. So the more important question is who will actually stand up to hold Trump and his cronies (all of them) accountable for fraud? He is defrauding the American people, and these leaders are in on it or too dumb to put forth the necessary fight. Thatโ€™s why they have to go. 

This whole charade – from the Hands Off messaging to the passive-aggressive pressers and nostalgic photo ops – isnโ€™t about stopping Trump. Itโ€™s about maintaining plausible deniability. They want credit for opposing tyranny while keeping their jobs.

These cowards want to look brave without risking anything. They want to speak like civilians, not elected officials. โ€œThe Republicans are co-conspirators,โ€ Schumer said.

But hereโ€™s the truth: So is he. And he knows it.

Surrealistic image depicting Democratic party Senator Chuck Schumer clutching pearls like a little bitch.

Trumpโ€™s dismantling of democratic norms isnโ€™t accidental. Schumer has known him for decades. Schumer enables Trump. Always has. Always will. His loyalty is actually something to behold if you really look at it. Schumer has been pretending to oppose Donald Trump since the beginning. He says โ€œfailureโ€ to make it sound like Trump is messing up. But that means that Schumer supports the Trump agenda in principle.

Do you understand? Schumer isnโ€™t saying that Trumpโ€™s agenda is bad or wrong. He is saying that above all else, heโ€™s failing to achieve. In reality, heโ€™s succeeding at something dark. And these Democrats are too compromised to admit it.

Protecting Programs With Performances

If these Democrats fight for Social Security and healthcare the same way theyโ€™ve โ€œfoughtโ€ Trump – with staged anger, toothless language, and donor-approved outrage –  they will lose those programs but remain elected. Thatโ€™s awful. Theyโ€™ll still throw themselves a party. Print posters.  Theyโ€™ll hold hands on the Capitol steps. Itโ€™ll all be posted it all on Instagram with hashtags like #HandsOff while the public bleeds out.

Theyโ€™re fighting like actors playing revolutionaries.

But the revolution isnโ€™t a show.

Itโ€™s a reckoning.

Stand Up TO These Dumb Dead Weight Democrats

Cory Booker especially seems resentful of constituents or members of the public demanding he do something. The most meaningful thing he said in that 25 hours of slop was that he is โ€œinadequate.โ€ Thatโ€™s true. He lacks the intellect, moral compass, and freedom to stand up to these powers that be. Why did he grandstand like that?

Like a wide receiver and quarterback on a team thatโ€™s losing a game so badly it doesnโ€™t matter: Booker is just padding his stats. Sure he gets to add to his resume โ€œlongest filibuster in history.โ€ How many people in Newark that lost their benefits did that restore benefits for? 0 that Iโ€™ve heard. Itโ€™s nice for Booker and Democrats to have reclaimed the title of longest filibuster from Strom Thurmond for when he stood against the Civil Rights Act. But Booker also blockaded the Senate floor while anybody else could have spoken out in favor of impeaching Donald Trump.

His self-centered and meaningless act of nothingness did more harm than good. He should have kept his mouth shut. Thatโ€™s why itโ€™s long passed time the Democrat voters stood up to them.

Because the problem isnโ€™t just that Trump has his hands on the wheel.

Itโ€™s that the so-called opposition is only opposing real opposition.

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