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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 4, 2025 (Florida)
“Donald Trump is unfit as commander in chief,” Civic Commander Mattske solemnly swears that “this guy has to go.”
In the last week, the President of the United States went from being rumored to be actually deceased, to being seen taking credit for “the most pathetic military deployment in American history…since Trump’s birthday party nobody went to,” says revolutionary leader Mattske. “After breaking the story down, it’s obvious that Trump’s new ‘Department of War’ not only exists, but sucks at conducting military operations, no thanks to Pete Hegseth and his unqualified ass. Beyond being a total embarrassment, it is lethally dangerous what he is doing right now. Nobody in Congress should support this, I don’t care how bought off or bribed they are,” Mattske adds.
While members of Congress pretend to crusade for victims of Jeffrey Epstein, and the media carries water for the Trump administration whether they admit it or not, Mattske has continued his diligent fight against both public and private constraints on American freedom.
In a piece titled “The Venezuelan Affair 2.0,” Mattske details how the Trump administration likely fabricated the entire situation with a drug boat as a feeler, for which nations around the world would flinch and/or join the United States in this misadventure in South America.
The following quotes from Mattske should be included in your future reporting on this, and all other important matters.
“I’ve been creating distance between Trump and the press all year, and though nobody admits it, that’s why he ended up on the roof seemingly threatening to jump off – trying to get people to need him or want him around. Finally we got a reprieve from this asshole and everybody in the press and political class still wouldn’t shut the fuck up about him. It’s the press and Democrats along with the GOP who are addicted to him. If MAGA is real (it isn’t) then they’re all in it. They all feed off whatever crap he spits out, and won’t admit that without him their jobs – like podcasters or talking heads on TV – would actually fall away. It would be obvious to people that they were unnecessary, and in more cases than not, actually harmful.”
“Nothing about this Venezuelan boat parade hit makes any sense, including how far we have come from the production of Operation Midnight Hammer. I proved – better than our entire intelligence apparatus and international press combined – that this was a massive, epic, and complete failure. But even still, at least there was a production. Some pizzazz. The weapons manufacturers got air time and brand name recognition for their B2 and ‘bunker busters,’ which made all the fascists in Congress (Democrats and Republicans of course) super excited, Wall Street I’m sure loved it, and dumb Americans lapped it up like seals. But this? A dusty old training video of some drone strike on a little boat with no demonstrable markers of where this happened? Zero verification. No comment from the country they claimed to have hit? It’s totally pathetic.”
“Donald Trump is unfit as commander in chief, and not just because I think he is irresponsible or belligerent, which is absolutely is. By the way, I got SWAT’d back in 2023 for protesting Biden threatening nuclear war against North Korea as well. I called up my Congressman Dwight Evans, a real douche bag and coward by the way, and his staff refused to schedule a meeting with me. This was at a time I was being stalked, surveilled (revealed in a Philadelphia court during my eviction case), threatened openly and secretly, and going through a lot of other hardship from political and financial retaliation even by my own family. But I started calling the woman on the phone a ‘bitch’ – and they called the Capitol police on me – they said. So I called the Capitol police, and asked if they were coming to Philadelphia to arrest me. They said ‘no’ but they did ask me if I could be nicer next time. I said ‘no’ – and demanded he admit it’s not illegal to curse at elected officials or their staff. He agreed. The White House switch board ended up blocking my number too, by the way. Then I got SWAT’d about a week later since my landlord and his daddy were real big Democrat mucky mucks. But my beef was that Biden was belligerent and had been getting his drone operations busted up by Russian migs, so it was humiliating for the United States regardless. In other words, my protest here is not partisan. Trump is unfit as commander in chief, because he sucks at it.”
“Donald Trump cannot simply ‘rename’ or ‘rebrand’ a government department. That is the actual act of creating another department. The reason Congress is primed to do nothing about this, and treat it as a mere thing to whine about and not an impeachable offense, is because they allowed him to do this with DOGE. DOGE was never a real department either. I proved that, destroyed it, and that is why nobody knows what really happened. They don’t take my effect seriously enough yet. But this Venezuelan strike is the kind of thing we will see more of if this bullshit isn’t shut down. If Donald Trump were a brilliant military mind, or if one of his sons were less retarded, or if Pete Hegseth had a clue, maybe it could work for them to have an off-the-books mercenary squad of drone operators and his own private Naval fleet. Unfortunately, Donald Trump inherited a lot of things from his father Fred, but command wasn’t one of them. He’s revealing himself every day to be more of a passive aggressive gay nepo baby with nothing to offer the world but misery and contempt. Every breath of his is dishonest, whether he is lying or not, and he is usually lying.”
“I swear to God, I do not know how to make these dumb ass reporters wake the fuck up already. The ones who constantly report that Trump is a liar and can’t be trusted, the whole Maddow ‘watch what he does, not what he says’ thing. Yet they treat him like he believes he is fighting crime with the National Guard, or that this Venezuelan thing is about drugs and invasion. They can’t keep anything straight for more than 2 consecutive hours just because this fat orange blob rolls his stupid ass out of bed and gathers some cameras around.”
“The death rumors about Trump were too normal, and it should not be abnormal that we go days without seeing him or hearing from him on camera. It’s also always the same stupid shit. 75% or more of what he says every day is not even news I mean it is literally old news with him. How many fucking times do you idiots need to report his comments about ‘radical left lunatics’ or ‘Russia hoax’ or even ‘Epstein files?’ For fuck’s sake, file a FOIA request to the FBI if you really give a shit about whatever content they may have. Be prepared to pay since that is how it works. But you don’t need to cover that Skeeter-from-Doug looking Ro Khanna or Thomas Assie and the other crash test dummies experimenting with this synthetic bipartisanship over an issue none of their own constituents care about. Donald Trump is dead – to me. He can be dead to you too. The choice of how alive he is – in your life – is actually yours, not his.”
“It’s time to dispel this childish fairy tale about how ‘the President of the United States is the most powerful man in the world’ and all this shit. He is not. This one isn’t. The other losers we are stuck with still alive aren’t either. They were not in their own day, and they certainly aren’t now. FDR wasn’t. Neither was Kennedy. Nixon certainly wasn’t the most powerful man in the world. Donald Trump couldn’t make a tariff deal to save his skin, his entire program is getting ruled unlawful in court, I got Kilmar Armanda Abrego Garcia and others let out of CECOT by calling it slavery to the right people, and the man appears to be pulling the wool over the world’s eyes about bombing a little RC boat in his bath tub or whatever. The President of the United States has become more than just a laughing stock, he is no longer feared, loved, or even cared about anymore. Not at home. Not with his base. No world leaders – other than Netanyahu – are on his side either. Middle Eastern bankers will do a deal with him but only because his dumb douchey bill raised the debt ceiling which he is leveraging. I mean it’s scary to me to think nobody else actually sees or understands this and does something about it; other than me.”
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